KEITH STONE for KEYSTONE LIGHT. So who is this Keith Stone? What if Daisy Duke had a baby but she wasn’t sure if it was Bo, Luke or Cooter’s son? (Yes, technically that’s inbreeding but we’re being hypothetical here.) What if the devil hadn’t met Johnny down in Georgia and instead lost his golden fiddle to some dude in a game of toilet seat horseshoes? What if Don Mattingly, Badit-era Burt Reynolds and Matt McConaughey’s less buff brother suddenly became one in a holy trinity of smoothness? Well, it happened. Keith Stone is the man. Women want to sit on his lap and men want to slap his hands. Keith Stone does not live life. Life lives Keith Stone.
This guy didn't happen, but still have a soft spot for second place campaign, a 3/5 scale half human half ventriloquist "Wooderson" from Dazed and Confused.
I know, weird. but you will remember this image for a long time.